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The 2.0 media tour

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You know by now that I haven’t gone to any traditional media for the launch of my new book – no pitches to newspapers, magazines, or television. Instead, I went directly to my readers and the many intelligent voices online. I sent review copies by request to my readers – who were generous and creative in their reviews, and now we’ll hear from the bloggers and other online denizens. This is the short head of the new long tail, the group of professional and semi-pro writers and journalists that are increasing in influence daily.
I spoke to over 40 different people from various industries and blogs about Linchpin. I was given a warm reception by artists, business blogs, marketing sites, brand innovation sites, and creative blogs. It was a blast. My interaction with them reminds me that the the online world is quickly becoming even more human and connected everyday. The page summarizing all of the links is right here.
There are a lot of people on this list, and I respect every single one of them, for their insights, their generosity and for plugging away at a medium that’s just getting started.
Here’s what we talked about, organized by general theme and topic. There are some overlaps, but I figured rather than talking about my book on this blog, I’d let them lead the conversation.
Thanks to each of these big thinkers for sharing some time with me, and thanks to you for reading! If you find a blog you like, don’t forget to subscribe to it.
What is an Artist?
Shipping and The Resistance
Creativity and Art
Be a Linchpin, Be Indispensable
Entrepreneurs, Money, Art and Balance
Connecting, Being Human, and why it matters
Education and Giving Gifts in the new economy
Shenpa, Emotional Labor, and Fear
Thanks to each of these big thinkers for sharing some time with me, and thanks to you for reading! If you find a blog you like on this list, don’t forget to subscribe to it.
Posted On: January 20, 2010 By Scott Stratten
An open letter to all my friends in the social media consultant/guru game,
Please stop.
You’re steering people the wrong way.
You sell yourself as social media consultants, the ones that can show you the way and then fark it up.
I beg of you to stop.
Go back to teaching Internet marketing from the old days, I could at least ignore you then. I talk to you at conferences, share the stage but I can’t listen to you up there any longer spewing “tips” that hurt people and their relationships.
Here is what I and many, if not most of the world, request of you to stop immediately when teaching “Facebook Strategy”:
Photo by the awesome Racheal McCaig
1. Stop telling people to invite everyone in their contact list to every event, even if it’s local. If you invite me to your 1 hour workshop at the library in New Mexico, and I live in Toronto, it hurts my view of you and questions your geography skills
2. Stop teaching people to create fake events. You know what I’m talking about… it’s the “month long event” that you say people should create, and then they “message” all the “no’s and maybe’s” and “not yet responded” to continue to pump out their message. It makes me feel all unfriendy. (yes, that’s unfriendy)
3. You know that trick of tagging people in articles/pics/videos that they don’t appear in so they come and read it? Stop it. Getting me to think I’m mentioned somewhere just to find out I’m not and you’re just being a selfish bumhole, does not bode well for our future “friend” status on the book of faces.
4. Inviting me to a “loss weight” teleseminar event, where it lists people you’ve invited is like being on a roll call at fat camp. Really? Do I look fat in these jogging pants? I know a lot of people are overweight, but inviting someone to an event to lose that weight, especially when I’m perfectly happy living my life of denial, does not strengthen our relationship.
And while we’re here, can you start teaching your clients:
1. Inviting me to assassinate someone in the temple in Mafia Wars may give off the wrong vibe for your brand… I don’t know about you, but I like to be a sniper in the privacy of my own Xbox, not regular updates on my wall of whose neck I’ve cracked
2. Hundreds of Farmville updates on your wall doesn’t make me think you’ll focus on my needs if I become your client. Especially if you’re positioned as a “busy” person, and your status update says “I have no time!!!” And yet we can read how you just nursed a sickly cat on your farm in FarmVille, well, um, it’s just awkward.
3. Blingee generic mass-sent greeting animated cards make people go nuts. Before turning off and blocking the app, I had 43 posted on my wall. In 4 hours. Nothing says “I thought of you personally” like a mass sent lame greeting self-serving wall post. “Hey Scott, if you don’t like the app, you can just turn it off” Well, I didn’t ask you, but if you insist, that’s like me having to tell people to stop kicking me in the nuts. It should be opt-in, not opt-out.
If you’re going to be in the position of an expert, act like one.
Teach people that really, truly want to know how to do things in social media properly. Show them how to:
1. Connect with people on an authentic, not automated level.
2. Show them that with time and effort, you can meet the greatest people in the world on sites like Twitter, if they only would only invest their time, care and knowledge first.
3. That “success” is subjective, not a number of friends/followers. If by success you mean some of the most incredible relationships you’ve ever had, that once trust is established can also lead to a fruitful business, you can have it within social media.
4. Tell them to treat others like they would like to be treated. That sending repeat invites weekly to your event on Facebook would really really suck if they had 20 people doing it to them every week, and that promoting others is sometimes better than promoting yourself.
5. And warn them, that us, the self-appointed guards of social media are very protective, very persistent and aren’t goin anywhere.
There you have it my fellow social media teachers. I’m sure we’ll get along fine with just these small but meaningful changes.
Love you.
Sincerely,
You don’t think of fruit when people mention “The Oranges.”
You know that it’s called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
You don’t put pineapple on your pizza.
And, you don’t buy pizza at a national “pizza” franchise.
You’ve known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
You know that the state isn’t one big oil refinery.
At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen,
and you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
You know what a “jug handle” is.
You know that WaWa is a convenience store.
You know that the state isn’t all farmland.
You know that there are no “beaches” in New Jersey–there’s the
shore–and you don’t go “to the shore,” you go “down the shore.” And
when you are there, you’re not “at the shore”; you are “down the
shore.”
You know how to properly negotiate a circle.
You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.
You know that this is the only “New” state that doesn’t require
“New” to identify it (try . . . Mexico . . . York .! . . Hampshire–
doesn’t work, does it?).
You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege.
Or, ketchup on a hot dog.
You don’t think “What exit?” is very funny.
You know that people from the 609 area code are “a little
different.”
You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton–that’s
for out-of-staters.
The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.
You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening
credits.
You’ve gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and
people from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South
Jersey go to Wildwood. It can be no other way.
You weren’t raised in New Jersey–you were raised in either North
Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.
You don’t consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the
state.
You remember the stores Korvette’s, Two Guys, Rickel’s, Channel,
Bamberger’s and Orbach’s.
You also remember Palisades Amusement Park and Olympic Park.
You’ve had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.
You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
And finally . . .
You’ve NEVER, EVER pumped your own gas