# Math Magic

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint….it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

# When you have an ‘I Hate My Job Day’

 When you have an ‘I Hate My Job day’ [Even if you’re retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: Johnson & Johnsons Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.   When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone  so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.   Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is PERSONALLY TESTED and then sanitized.” Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,’ I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.’ HAVE A NICE DAY ; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!   …Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart… Then you are just an old sour person! Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson Enjoy life now – It has an expiration date!

# 2.0 Media Tour ~ Seth Godin Blog

### Seth Godin’s Blog The 2.0 media tour

[I’ll be updating this post all day, just fyi, click through to see the latest update]

You know by now that I haven’t gone to any traditional media for the launch of my new book – no pitches to newspapers, magazines, or television. Instead, I went directly to my readers and the many intelligent voices online. I sent review copies by request to my readers – who were generous and creative in their reviews, and now we’ll hear from the bloggers and other online denizens. This is the short head of the new long tail, the group of professional and semi-pro writers and journalists that are increasing in influence daily.

I spoke to over 40 different people from various industries and blogs about Linchpin. I was given a warm reception by artists, business blogs, marketing sites, brand innovation sites, and creative blogs. It was a blast. My interaction with them reminds me that the the online world is quickly becoming even more human and connected everyday. The page summarizing all of the links is right here.

There are a lot of people on this list, and I respect every single one of them, for their insights, their generosity and for plugging away at a medium that’s just getting started.

Here’s what we talked about, organized by general theme and topic. There are some overlaps, but I figured rather than talking about my book on this blog, I’d let them lead the conversation.

Thanks to each of these big thinkers for sharing some time with me, and thanks to you for reading! If you find a blog you like, don’t forget to subscribe to it.

What is an Artist?

• Michael Hyatt: Over the top generosity from the head of one of the largest book publishers in the world. Michael interviewed me about making a difference. Visit his site if you’d like to win a free copy of the book.
• Tom Peters: A guest post on the blog of one of my role models and heroes. I take on the idea of ‘excellence’ and what it means now.
• Good Experience: Mark practically invented the science of simplified web design. I do a guest post about why artists break things.
• Pilgrimage of the heart: Jeff and I talk about breaking rules, technology and art.
• Art of Non-Conformity: Chris is at the forefront of rethinking work. We talk about the courage needed to do it. And plumbers. It keeps coming back to plumbers.

Shipping and The Resistance

• Behance: I first launched the ideas in Linchpin at their conference last year, and here’s a guest post about shipping.
• Steve Pressfield: The godfather of the resistance, the five-star general in the war against fear, Steve takes on the ideas in Linchpin and asks me some hard questions about my personal creative habits and the idea of making a ruckus.
• White Hot Truth: Danielle takes on the burning questions of pushing yourself to do art that matters.
• Ruzuku -Another Step Forward Rick is leading a tribe of entrepreneurs. We talked about why I wrote the book and how entrepreneurs can use it. And I talk a little about golf.

Creativity and Art

• Dan Pink: Dan’s new book is really terrific, and he let me interview him about it.
• Derek Sivers: The man who re-invented music distribution for indie bands. We talk about good vs. great music and why there’s already plenty of good.
• Merlin Mann: Merlin is well-known for inventing inbox zero, and we did a podcast together about creativity.
• Martha Beck: One of the most well-known coaches, Martha is a leading thinker on how individuals can make a difference. We talk about jazz and writing…
• Jennifer Lindsay: What keeps one writing, a video conversation.
• B.L. Ochman: I did an interview with BL about what keeps marketers (and people) from being creative.
• Richard Pachter: Richard is a regular reader. He tracked me down and we did an interview about curiosity for the Herald.
• Cool Hunting: A cutting edge site about the changes driving our culture. A podcast about my take on art.

Be a Linchpin, Be Indispensable

• Duct Tape Marketing: John is the Peter Drucker of small business tactics. In this podcast, that’s what we talk about (small business, not Peter Drucker).
• The Happiness Project: Gretchen dives into how you can become indispensable (and whether it will make you happy).
• WebInkNow: David Meerman Scott is the Charles Darwin of new media marketing, tirelessly chronicling how it works. In this video, we talked about becoming indispensable.
• Tonic.com: Where are the good things in life? That’s what this site is about, and we talked about making change.
• Fuel Your Creativity: On the intersection between digital arts, graphics and becoming someone they can’t live without.
• Marty Wilson: You can see a picture of me when I was 18. We talk in depth about learning to be a leader, canoeing and how you can choose to make a difference.
• Crazy Engineers: Not so crazy, actually. Driven, but not crazy. This is an interview about how a cube-dweller can make a big impact.
• IQ Partners is an executive search and retention firm. We talked about the new standard for people worth hiring.
• Gail Goodwin: Gail writes about non-traditional thinking and opportunities. We talked about creativity and being remarkable.
• Charlotte AMA: Some very sharp marketers in Charlotte. We get tactical on this podcast.

Entrepreneurs, Money, Art and Balance

• Lee Stranahan: Lee often writes for Huffpo and we discussed (via podcast) the power a Linchpin has to change things. We all live in Detroit now.
• Joi Ito: If you don’t know Joi, you should. I interview this cutting-edge linchpin on his blog.
• Personal MBA: Josh and I did an interview on entrepreneurship and stepping out of the status quo.
• Writing on the Web: Patsy and I talked on this podcast about coaching and making a difference.
• Ladies Who Launch: Shipping and marketing with the ladies who know how to do it.
• Mongezi Mtati: This video interview wins the prize for longest-distance by Skype. Mongezi called in from South Africa to talk about the struggle between giving it away and making money.
• Mixergy: A podcast with the always interesting Andrew Warner. (Transcript too)
• Twist Image: Mitch is at the cutting edge of what it takes to succeed in new media. He lives it every day (in Canada even!). We talked about What Matters Now on this podcast.
• Fearless Business: Mediocre obedience and being remarkable are covered in this video.
• Be The Media: David and I use this podcast to talk about how innovative thinking impacts distributed media. And he has a great logo.
• Self Growth.com: Brian interviews me on self improvement and becoming indispensable.
• Untemplater: Jun and I talk about the value of an MBA and entrepreneurship.Hint: not so much. We do a video chat.
• Careerealism: Because every job is temporary.
• Site Visibility:  Kelvin and I talk on this podcast about remarkable products and their place in a world of SEO and clicks.
• Neville Hobson: A podcast about innovation and marketing.
• Mark Ramsey: Mark is a visionary about the future of radio. In this podcast, he’s his usual insightful self, and I try to keep up. This is the new normal.

Connecting, Being Human, and why it matters

• Flowerdust.net: Anne Jackson understands the power of faith, regardless of religion. She’s worth learning from–and she was kind enough to give me a guest post.
• Sasha Dichter: Sasha works for Acumen Fund and writes a powerful blog about giving and philanthropy. We talked about whether there will be a surplus of linchpins and my early history in working for not much money.
• Marketing Over Coffee: Just like it sounds, except I had tea. We use this podcast to talk about the death of the factory.
• First Friday Book Review: Robert Morris, an inveterate Amazon reviewer and journalist, interviews me about the book.
• John Moore: One of his classic (and very funny) video readings, this time of a little bit of Linchpin. Horrifying.

Education and Giving Gifts in the new economy

• Personal Branding Blog: The power of applying linchpin thinking to your own brand. This is a PDF magazine for download.
• ArtBeat of America: On Rick’s podcost, he and I talk about artists who can’t draw.
• Rethinking Learning: Barbara asked some startling questions about whether higher education has a future.
• Book Blade: Randy and I talked about education and the broken school system in this video interview.
• Goose Educational Media: Chris Taylor interviews me on video about changing education and being remarkable.

Shenpa, Emotional Labor, and Fear

• Pam Slim: Pam wants you to quit your job. I did a short guest post on her blog about why that might be hard for you and how to get started.
• Communicatrix: More than communication, insights that turn things upside down. Colleen will make you think.
• Innovate on Purpose: Jeff asked some hard questions about mediocre obedience and being a cog.
• Church of Customer: Jackie and Ben pioneered the idea of the 1%, and in this interview we cover five questions that matter to marketers (and artists of all stripes).

Thanks to each of these big thinkers for sharing some time with me, and thanks to you for reading! If you find a blog you like on this list, don’t forget to subscribe to it.

# How to lose friends and tick off people on FaceBook

Photo by the awesome Racheal McCaig

Posted On: January 20, 2010 By Scott Stratten

An open letter to all my friends in the social media consultant/guru game,

You’re steering people the wrong way.

You sell yourself as social media consultants, the ones that can show you the way and then fark it up.

I beg of you to stop.

Go back to teaching Internet marketing from the old days, I could at least ignore you then. I talk to you at conferences, share the stage but I can’t listen to you up there any longer spewing “tips” that hurt people and their relationships.

Here is what I and many, if not most of the world, request of you to stop immediately when teaching “Facebook Strategy”:

Photo by the awesome Racheal McCaig

1. Stop telling people to invite everyone in their contact list to every event, even if it’s local. If you invite me to your 1 hour workshop at the library in New Mexico, and I live in Toronto, it hurts my view of you and questions your geography skills

2. Stop teaching people to create fake events. You know what I’m talking about… it’s the “month long event” that you say people should create, and then they “message” all the “no’s and maybe’s” and “not yet responded” to continue to pump out their message. It makes me feel all unfriendy. (yes, that’s unfriendy)

3. You know that trick of tagging people in articles/pics/videos that they don’t appear in so they come and read it? Stop it. Getting me to think I’m mentioned somewhere just to find out I’m not and you’re just being a selfish bumhole, does not bode well for our future “friend” status on the book of faces.

4. Inviting me to a “loss weight” teleseminar event, where it lists people you’ve invited is like being on a roll call at fat camp. Really? Do I look fat in these jogging pants? I know a lot of people are overweight, but inviting someone to an event to lose that weight, especially when I’m perfectly happy living my life of denial, does not strengthen our relationship.

And while we’re here, can you start teaching your clients:

1. Inviting me to assassinate someone in the temple in Mafia Wars may give off the wrong vibe for your brand… I don’t know about you, but I like to be a sniper in the privacy of my own Xbox, not regular updates on my wall of whose neck I’ve cracked

2. Hundreds of Farmville updates on your wall doesn’t make me think you’ll focus on my needs if I become your client. Especially if you’re positioned as a “busy” person, and your status update says “I have no time!!!” And yet we can read how you just nursed a sickly cat on your farm in FarmVille, well, um, it’s just awkward.

3. Blingee generic mass-sent greeting animated cards make people go nuts. Before turning off and blocking the app, I had 43 posted on my wall. In 4 hours. Nothing says “I thought of you personally” like a mass sent lame greeting self-serving wall post. “Hey Scott, if you don’t like the app, you can just turn it off” Well, I didn’t ask you, but if you insist, that’s like me having to tell people to stop kicking me in the nuts. It should be opt-in, not opt-out.

If you’re going to be in the position of an expert, act like one.

Teach people that really, truly want to know how to do things in social media properly. Show them how to:

1. Connect with people on an authentic, not automated level.

2. Show them that with time and effort, you can meet the greatest people in the world on sites like Twitter, if they only would only invest their time, care and knowledge first.

3. That “success” is subjective, not a number of friends/followers. If by success you mean some of the most incredible relationships you’ve ever had, that once trust is established can also lead to a fruitful business, you can have it within social media.

4. Tell them to treat others like they would like to be treated. That sending repeat invites weekly to your event on Facebook would really really suck if they had 20 people doing it to them every week, and that promoting others is sometimes better than promoting yourself.

5. And warn them, that us, the self-appointed guards of social media are very protective, very persistent and aren’t goin anywhere.

There you have it my fellow social media teachers. I’m sure we’ll get along fine with just these small but meaningful changes.

Love you.

Sincerely,

# The Office Season 1 – 5

Such a great show I just watched it all again up to season 5 via the Netflix streaming videos. Was really enjoyable to watch and seeing it in order really made you appreciate the show more and more. Need to find a good outlet to re-watch the season 6 episodes that have aired already.  If anyone has any suggestions please comment! thanks

# Borderlands Xbox 360

This game was badass. It felt like I was playing a weird combo of a FPS – Diablo  kind of game.  After hitting 50 it was pretty crazy the weapons you would see people with online. Must admit everyone online is hacking or at least the ones I saw. It was a very good play the first 2 times through after that it got repetitive.

# Darkest of Days Xbox 360

Rented this game , was very glad I only rented it.  Didn’t really do it for me was kind of slow paced for a FPS.

Oh If you can Pistol whip a horse in the first mission it is an easy 1o0 gamer points!

# Forza 3 Xbox 360

I recently played Forza 3 for Xbox 360. I found the game to be quite enjoyable. Very customizable for players of all skill levels. Graphics were quite good. I found it to be a fun play.  It was very cool that you could buy fast exotic cars very cheap on the player based car auction over xbox live.  Would definitely recommend this to anyone who enjoys a great racing game. ~ Rami